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'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Ski-ball.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

The RAF salute the world of banking

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

Monks haircutting with compasses