Precision Pro Gifts

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The perfectionist.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Ski-ball.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Monks haircutting with compasses

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'