Precision Challenger Gifts

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The perfectionist.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Ski-ball.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

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'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'How would you describe yourself?'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'