Precision Gifts

Anal retentives anonymous - tonight.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

OCD Industries

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

Raptures

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The perfectionist.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Scales

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Ski-ball.

Snooker.

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'How would you describe yourself?'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'