Precision Enthusiast Gifts

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"Dr Anderson, a dash of this and a pinch of that is not the way we operate here."

'It's four and a half minutes slow!'

Monks haircutting with compasses

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

The Pedants' Society: Back in 1 hour, 2 minutes + 46 seconds exactly.

Atomic Clock

Surveyor

'My fee is one hundred and fifty an hour. . . more if you require total accuracy.'

'I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplaced decimal.'

'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

Snow falling on accountants.

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

Out for A Deductible Lunch

Football

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

Raptures

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Engineers Crack.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy