Accuracy Enthusiast Gifts

"Can I have a receipt?"

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

Raptures

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Ski-ball.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"This new guy's really good!"

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Straightening up.

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

That's what I call attention to detail!

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."