Exactitude Admirer Gifts

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Football

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Life and Death

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Now hiring.

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

Flying in Formation.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Hans Holbein

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'He has really taken to the training.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Left Behind

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."