Timepiece Admirer Gifts

'This is the City Museum of Art and it's 2.17.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

Clock dreams of being digital.

You are what you collect.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A watch face with Stonehenge

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

The Death Of Venus

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Sistine Selfie

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Hourglass Dumptruck

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

Hans Holbein

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Shakespeare

Haunted museum

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'What?'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

Spiv

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"