Timepiece Admirer Mugs

'This is the City Museum of Art and it's 2.17.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

Clock dreams of being digital.

You are what you collect.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A watch face with Stonehenge

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Hans Holbein

Shakespeare

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Haunted museum

"You're late."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Spiv

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"Is that a new watch?"

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"