Clockwork Admirer Mugs

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Clock Face Golf Set

"You're late."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Pianist.

'Termites!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

No Binge Watching

Clockwork Doll

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Where have you been for the last hour!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

You are what you collect.

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

Time change

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'