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'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Clock Face Golf Set

"You're late."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Pianist.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Termites!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

No Binge Watching

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Clockwork Doll

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Where have you been for the last hour!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

Time change

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

You are what you collect.

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'