Timepiece Aficionados Mugs

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"You're late."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Do' you have the time?'

Spiv

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Where have you been for the last hour!

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Freedom!

"Is that a new watch?"