
'We found out why your hourglass is fast... quicksand.'
Celebrate their love for ticking watches with our humorous mugs—perfect for mornings, coffee breaks, or desk decor that keeps time funny and stylish.
'We found out why your hourglass is fast... quicksand.'
"Nothing beats the convenience of these newfangled smart-watches."
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
A watch face with Stonehenge
"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.
Biological Cuckoo clock
"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"
'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'
Hourglass Dumptruck
It feels so weird when I forget my watch.
'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
'I think I know what makes you tick!'
"You're late."
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'
Spiv
Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.
'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
Freedom!
"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"
Where have you been for the last hour!
"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."
"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."
"But the good news is I've found my watch!"
Clockwork Doll
Waiting for home time
"Is that a new watch?"
Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.
Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"
'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'
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