Timepiece Fanatic T-Shirts

'We found out why your hourglass is fast... quicksand.'

"Nothing beats the convenience of these newfangled smart-watches."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Hourglass Dumptruck

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"You're late."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Spiv

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Where have you been for the last hour!

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"Is that a new watch?"

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Clockwork Doll

Freedom!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Waiting for home time

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'