Time Watch Aficionado T-Shirts

Waiting for home time

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Do' you have the time?'

Spiv

Visiting 'friends'.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Sundial watch...

Freedom!

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

Where have you been for the last hour!

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"