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Caution Watch Dog

"I don't mind the fact that my biological clock is ticking...What I don't like is the way it chimes every half hour."

'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'

"A thousand pounds to overhaul a Rolex?My goodness, time really is money."

Spiv

Cat and the Clock.

Cuckoo Clock and Grandfather Clock.

REALLY CUCKOO CLOCK

'It wasn't my fault. I was looking at some watches when the jeweller told me to take my time.'

'I'd like to see shock proof watches please.'

'Boss, what time is it? My self-winding watch stopped working.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Lady on sidewalk passes store with 'Grandfather Clocks' and then 'Grandchild Clocks'.

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."

'I planned on giving you a retirement watch...but they're so expensive!'

'After watching the clock for 25 years, it's only right we send you off to retirement with a watch.'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."