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'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'

Caution Watch Dog

"I don't mind the fact that my biological clock is ticking...What I don't like is the way it chimes every half hour."

'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'

"A thousand pounds to overhaul a Rolex?My goodness, time really is money."

Spiv

Cat and the Clock.

Cuckoo Clock and Grandfather Clock.

REALLY CUCKOO CLOCK

'It wasn't my fault. I was looking at some watches when the jeweller told me to take my time.'

'I'd like to see shock proof watches please.'

'Boss, what time is it? My self-winding watch stopped working.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Lady on sidewalk passes store with 'Grandfather Clocks' and then 'Grandchild Clocks'.

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."

'I planned on giving you a retirement watch...but they're so expensive!'

'After watching the clock for 25 years, it's only right we send you off to retirement with a watch.'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"