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'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"You're late."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Spiv

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"The filthy rich"

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."