Luxury Timepiece Aficionado Gifts

Elizabeth admired Darcy's £150,000 Philippe Patek

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"You're late."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Rolls Royce House and Car

"The filthy rich"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.