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'Bandits at... AW NO! Digital watch!'

'I'm hoping sales improve soon. Otherwise, I may have to lay off someone.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Cat sitting on cuckoo clock with napkin, knife and fork waiting for bird with a hungry look on his face.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Toilet Cuckoo Clock

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"You're late."

'I won't tell you the real time unless you buy something.'

'Water resistant to 50 metres? You're resistant to six inches of bathwater.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'It indicates the day, the month, the year, the temperature, barometer readings and weather forecast but doesn't tell me the time.'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

"Are you some sort of wind-up merchant??"

"I can't remember a thing he said. I was hypnotized by his watch."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Do' you have the time?'

Spiv

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'