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'Bandits at... AW NO! Digital watch!'

'I'm hoping sales improve soon. Otherwise, I may have to lay off someone.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Cat sitting on cuckoo clock with napkin, knife and fork waiting for bird with a hungry look on his face.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Toilet Cuckoo Clock

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"You're late."

'I won't tell you the real time unless you buy something.'

'Water resistant to 50 metres? You're resistant to six inches of bathwater.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'It indicates the day, the month, the year, the temperature, barometer readings and weather forecast but doesn't tell me the time.'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

"Are you some sort of wind-up merchant??"

"I can't remember a thing he said. I was hypnotized by his watch."

"That watch there, the one with GPS, wi-fi, heart monitor, and altimeter - does it tell time?"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Biological Cuckoo clock

Hourglass Dumptruck

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.