
'You clumsy fool. Why can't you wear a watch like everyone else?'
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'You clumsy fool. Why can't you wear a watch like everyone else?'
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
Sir Winston Churchill
Shoe Shine/Lace Tie
Second hand furniture.
'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'
"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."
"I love these old decorations!"
A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature
The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman
Ladies by the seaside
Grandma's caf
A watch face with Stonehenge
"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"
"How soon will this be a remnant
"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."
Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses
"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."
Historic Bank Jobs.
1930's Lady.
Typewriters and Laptops.
"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."
'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'
I love you.
'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'
Victorian Gentleman
Two Eggs Any Style
Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Women's Fashion
"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."
'My dress is thirteen years old today!'
Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.
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