'We found out why your hourglass is fast... quicksand.'
Timepiece Fanatic Gifts
If you know someone who loves all things about timepieces, our curated collection offers witty and charming items that celebrate their passion. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find unique gifts that encourage punctuality and appreciation for the art of time. Whether it's a watch enthusiast or a lover of ticking clocks, our products blend humor with a touch of sophistication, creating memorable gifts for every occasion.
"Nothing beats the convenience of these newfangled smart-watches."
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
A watch face with Stonehenge
"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.
Biological Cuckoo clock
"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"
'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'
Hourglass Dumptruck
It feels so weird when I forget my watch.
'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
'I think I know what makes you tick!'
"You're late."
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'
Spiv
Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.
'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
Freedom!
"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"
Where have you been for the last hour!
"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."
"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."
"But the good news is I've found my watch!"
Clockwork Doll
Waiting for home time
"Is that a new watch?"
Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.
Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"
'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'
Timepiece Fanatic Gifts Collection
Timepiece Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever time-themed designs—perfect for any clock or watch enthusiast.
Timepiece Fanatic Pillows
Comfort meets horology with our exclusive pillows—ideal for loving fans of all things related to timekeeping.
Timepiece Fanatic Prints
Expression of love for timepieces? Check out our stunning prints that beautifully showcase clock designs and witty phrases for enthusiasts.
Timepiece Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover funny and stylish t-shirts designed for those passionate about watches and clocks—great for casual wear or special occasions.