
"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."
Looking for a gift for the time clock enthusiast who loves to keep everything on schedule? Discover humorous and thoughtful items that highlight their fascination with time. From stylish mugs and witty t-shirts to cozy pillows and eye-catching prints, each piece is designed to bring a smile to anyone obsessed with punctuality. Perfect for their workspace or home, these gifts blend humor with personality, making every second count.
"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
A watch face with Stonehenge
"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"
Alarmistclock
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.
'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'
It feels so weird when I forget my watch.
'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'
Hourglass Dumptruck
"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
'I think I know what makes you tick!'
Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'
'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'
Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.
"You're late."
Clock Face Golf Set
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.
How to Rise with the Sun
Spiv
Big Ben
"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"
Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.
"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."
"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"
Clockwork Doll
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'
Freedom!
Explore our delightful collection of mugs designed for the time clock enthusiast—quirky, humorous, and perfect for everyday use.
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Check out our fun range of t-shirts tailored for the time-minded—witty designs that showcase their love for clocks.