Clock Enthusiast Gifts

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Clock Ventriloquist - 'I can see his pendulum moving.'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"And next, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to anyone who's here for their first meeting of Clockwatchers Anonymous."

Changing Clocks

Murdering Time

Grandfather clock, grandmother clock, and grandson clock.

'We couldn't save him, but we found out what made him tick.'

'What time do you call this Madame?'

Clock

'I hate daylight saving time!'

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

Working hours

"I'm looking for a clock."

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Freedom!

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"...The...key! Get...the...key!!"

Time Management

Time change

'Mister Turner is very busy this morning, but he can see you when the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the six.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'How disgusting... ten-past-eight and your Grandfather's already off his face!'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

'I HATE Daylight Savings Time.'

Bird in cage has man as a cuckoo clock.

'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'

'The constant tick tocking is driving me cuckoo!'

Where have you been for the last hour!

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

Clock dreams of being digital.

Clockwork Revolving Door

You are what you collect.