Timekeeping Enthusiast Gifts

"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."

Time Management Seminar.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

'I hate military time.'

'Your pulse is ok, but your watch is off three seconds.'

"The time study shows that everyone is watching the clock."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Can that be right?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.