Timekeeping Enthusiast Gifts

"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."

Time Management Seminar.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

'I hate military time.'

'Your pulse is ok, but your watch is off three seconds.'

"The time study shows that everyone is watching the clock."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Can that be right?"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."