
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
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"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'
Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'
"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.
"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."
Olga's Biological Clocks.
"It's time to wake up!"
Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.
Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock
Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.
Pound sign in an hourglass.
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'
Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.
'DO you know what time we start here?'
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.
"You're late."
'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'
Cuckoo bird in office.
"I charge by the grain."
'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'
'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'
'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'
"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."
'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'
"I'll pencil you in for recess."
Do' you have the time?'
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