Time-keeper Enthusiast Gifts

Football Time

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Can that be right?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Outstanding Time Management

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'