Time Enthusiast Gifts

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

'Would you like seconds?'

"Can that be right?"

Sandcastle in a Sand Timer

'I'm looking for a clockwatcher.'

The last minute of Daylight Savings Time leaves the room.

"Eastern or Central Standard time?"

Wrist watch

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I come from the future."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Grandfather Clock

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."