Time Enjoyer Gifts

Time melting away over a book

"Can that be right?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"I come from the future."

Time Management

Grandfather Clock

Clock watcher

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Robert the Brucie.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Bummer Time Streaming

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

Quiet Night

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"If any place is open at this hour. I need to pick up something from the 19th century."

The world's oldest braided rug

1920's High Tea.

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

'Would you like seconds?'

The other 364 days of the year.

The medievalist goes on a blind date.

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"