Time Enjoyer Gifts

Time melting away over a book

Mars Poppins

"Can that be right?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"I come from the future."

Time Management

Grandfather Clock

Clock watcher

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

Robert the Brucie.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Bummer Time Streaming

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

Quiet Night

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

The world's oldest braided rug

1920's High Tea.

"If any place is open at this hour. I need to pick up something from the 19th century."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

'Would you like seconds?'

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

The medievalist goes on a blind date.

The other 364 days of the year.

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!