Quality Time Enjoyer Gifts

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'You lifted your head.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Office pics on dinner table.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Book Me!

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Yipeee!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Cyber Dream

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'Golf is Life (his).'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Time for bed

Lady has a coffee break.

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Quiet Night

'Dad, I know you're busy, but how much time do you save reading me Reader's Digest Condensed version of The Cat in the Hat.'

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"