Quality Time Enjoyer T-Shirts

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'You lifted your head.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Book Me!

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Yipeee!"

Cyber Dream

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Golf is Life (his).'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Lady has a coffee break.

Time for bed

'And then Baby Bear said...'

Quiet Night

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')