Time Traveler Enthusiast Gifts

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'He loved to dream about the future. But never more than 11 minutes into the future.'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

"I come from the future."

"I've had it with technology - from now on, I'm sticking with the TV and radio."

"You think you had it bad? I didn't even get a childhood!"

Filmgoers wear 3D glasses. Man with different coloured glasses says: 'I'm wearing 4D glasses, so I have also just seen the beginning and end of the universe.'

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

Oog's Ice Age Travel: 'Visit the old country before the land bridge floods out.'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

Luminous Sundials: Tell the Time in the Dark!

"The wheel, fire: technology is taking over our lives."

The medievalist goes on a blind date.

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Grandfather Clock

Man Holding Candle

Mars Poppins

Digital Hourglass

Dentists' chairs down the ages

Robert the Brucie.

'Me keep thing it Wednesday.'

"If any place is open at this hour. I need to pick up something from the 19th century."

Stonehenge Theatre

'Have you ever imagined yourself as a famous character in history?'

A lost caveman civilization meets the modern world.

"I think you will find it, deceptively spacious inside."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."

The world's oldest braided rug

"What do you mean, 'who are you, old woman'...? Before you went into a coma, I was your, 'beautiful teenage bride!'"