Time Travel Aficionado Gifts

Time Machine Collision.

Lawyer Time Travel

"I'm from the future."

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"In the future the human race has split in two - half brutish thugs and half fragile intellectual flowers. The Democs and the Publicans."

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"Hi, I'm from the future. Lose the wigs."

"It's a time machine. I built it tomorrow."

"Now we transport this 75 million years into the future and terrorize the humans!"

"I can give you a 5% discount if you pay upfront."

"Ah, ha!... You told me you were at bingo last Tuesday!"

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'

'You don't pay now. You pay later because you'll be back before you leave.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Atomic Bear: Part 24

Atomic Bear: Part 11

Time Travelers

Al's Time Machines: 'Out to lunch-back an hour ago.'

In our case, having a lot of history between us is not a good reason to stay together

'You have a staph infection...'

Oh how they mocked him, but Dr. Fark and his 'Stupid' time machine got the last laugh.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

"Unfortunately, the lawyers used our ability to reverse time to create more billing opportunities."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Dr. Roo.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Mars Poppins

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."