Fan Of Time Travel Gifts

"Don't do it! I'm from the future, skip straight to 2021!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."