Timekeeper Appreciator Gifts

"Time's Up"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Can that be right?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'