Time Keepers Gifts

Cuckoo bird in office.

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

You're two hours late. Sorry, I overslept. You overslept. Overslept. Overslept, overslept, overslept, overslept!!! Overheated. Boss overwrought.

'I hate Leap Year!' It's always got that extra day in it!'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"You keep impeccable time."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's time to wake up!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.