Time Keeper Gifts

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

"Don't worry, it's just my body clock."

'She tells everyone she's got an hour glass figure but never shows the time...'

Take all the time you want.

'Your 2:33 appointment is here....'

Biological alarm clock!

Kid sees cuckoo bird coming out of birdhouse.

"It's time to wake up!"

Yin and yang as sand in the hourglass.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"You keep impeccable time."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"It's running five minutes fast."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'