Timekeeping Gifts

Sundials showing different timnezones.

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

'You're late!'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Retirement Clock...It's always 5 O'Clock.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

Man falling through sand timer.

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'I can never remember either. Isn't it 'Spring back, fall forward'?'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Daylight Savings Bank - Closed.

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

Sand castle in a sand timer.

'It's four and a half minutes slow.'

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

Mayan 2012

Fall Back

New Geriatric Aid.

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

Time: 'Uff my time!'

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

'It's four and a half minutes slow!'

The dawn of time.

Original Stonehenge

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'You're early.'

At the space-time institute.

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'