Timekeeping Buff Gifts

'About the suckers...is that standard or daylight saving time?'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"You keep impeccable time."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

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