Timekeeping Guru Gifts

'I HATE Daylight Savings Time.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"You keep impeccable time."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"It's running five minutes fast."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock