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'I HATE Daylight Savings Time.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Work Parfait

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"You keep impeccable time."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Time is HONEY

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

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