Time Management Guru T-Shirts

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'I purchased this great book on time management, but with my schedule I don't have the time to read it.'

'We really should talk about how time constraints preclude applying the skills we were taught, to deal with spiritual distress, but I have to run.'

'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'

"Ever feel like there just isn't enough time in the day to delegate all the things you want done?"

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"Do you have a minute? And then another minute, and another..."

'I start the morning with a warm 'Hello!' then downgrade through the day to a nod until I finally lose eye contact altogether.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets.'

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

"Writing 'write a to do list' is not the proper way to start writing a 'to do' list."

"Look, time is money- could you please fast forward to your point."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Well, that's 45 minutes I'll never get back."

Time: 'Uff my time!'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

Mountain view with labels ranging from now to next to sometime to whenever.

"Remind me dear - am I coming or going ?"

In the game of life...there is no time out.

'The first 90 percent of the project takes 90 percent of the time, the last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.'

"40 hours?? ... All in one week?"

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I'm supposed to get off at four. What is that in cotton-pickin' minutes?'

'Yes, I'm very slow, but through good planning, I'm never late...'

'My 30-day diet is taking longer than I expected -- I only have time for it on the weekends.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"Yes I'm moving, but I had to hire a firm to do it. I just haven't got any time spare."

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Have you got pre-chewed squid?'

'When would work for you?'

Work Parfait

"My new activity tracker logs footsteps, heart rate and billable hours!"