Time Management Guru Pillows

"Well, that was fun. But we really should get back down to business."

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'I purchased this great book on time management, but with my schedule I don't have the time to read it.'

'We really should talk about how time constraints preclude applying the skills we were taught, to deal with spiritual distress, but I have to run.'

'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'

"Ever feel like there just isn't enough time in the day to delegate all the things you want done?"

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"Do you have a minute? And then another minute, and another..."

Time is HONEY

'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'

'I start the morning with a warm 'Hello!' then downgrade through the day to a nod until I finally lose eye contact altogether.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

The Timesheet Brainstorm.

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

"Writing 'write a to do list' is not the proper way to start writing a 'to do' list."

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets.'

"Well, that's 45 minutes I'll never get back."

"Remind me dear - am I coming or going ?"

Time: 'Uff my time!'

"Look, time is money- could you please fast forward to your point."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

'The first 90 percent of the project takes 90 percent of the time, the last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.'

"40 hours?? ... All in one week?"

In the game of life...there is no time out.

Mountain view with labels ranging from now to next to sometime to whenever.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

'When would work for you?'

'Yes, I'm very slow, but through good planning, I'm never late...'

'Have you got pre-chewed squid?'

'I'm supposed to get off at four. What is that in cotton-pickin' minutes?'

"Yes I'm moving, but I had to hire a firm to do it. I just haven't got any time spare."