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'You are supposed to be here.'

Non-Jet Lag.

'Like I have the time.'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Work Parfait

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Danger Slow Sand.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

Time is HONEY

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Time Management

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Time management office worker

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'