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"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

Jay Walking

Dali Clock

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Work Parfait

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Danger Slow Sand.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

Time is HONEY

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Non-Jet Lag.

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

Time Management

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Time management office worker

'When would work for you?'

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"