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'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

March madness

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Non-Jet Lag.

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

Time Management

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If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

'When would work for you?'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."