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Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

Time is HONEY

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Non-Jet Lag.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Prince Charming, how was your date with Cinderella? I'm not sure -- I thought we were having fun, but she kept checking her watch all night!

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

Time Management

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'When would work for you?'

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."