Timekeeping T-Shirts

Sundials showing different timnezones.

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'You're late!'

Man falling through sand timer.

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'I can never remember either. Isn't it 'Spring back, fall forward'?'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

Sand castle in a sand timer.

'It's four and a half minutes slow.'

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'

Mayan 2012

Time: 'Uff my time!'

New Geriatric Aid.

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

Fall Back

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

The Dawn of Time.

"I, too, can tell time by the sun. When its light hits my watch, I see what time it is."

"Is it over yet?"

'It's daylight savings time. Move the calender ahead to June.'

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Clancy:Asking the Time

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'