Modern Timekeeper T-Shirts

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"You keep impeccable time."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."