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"Pardon me, do you have the time?"

'I've got to run. See you in an hour.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Can that be right?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Outstanding Time Management

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'