Time-keeping Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I wish I could find the time to take a time management course."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Can that be right?"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Hourglass Dumptruck

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"You're late."

Back to the Holidays

Cuckoo bird in office.

Spiv

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Where have you been for the last hour!

Freedom!

No Binge Watching

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

Time change